This page is something I made up ...

However, by choosing to read it, you have made it real.

Bodies of steel protect paper hearts.

Repetition is the key to success. Whatever you say, Warhol.

Steve Jobs had a PC

See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek!

This color is actually called Peru. I thought that was a country.

Oops. Your adventure log has vanished.

Why are you even reading these? They're hardly THAT interesting.

Oh wait. It's over now.